The Forever Girl by Rebecca Hamilton and LOLCAT is Ten Ninjas!
I have really big news that I want to share with you all.
But for now, I’m sworn to secrecy!
Okay, for one thing, I am allowed to say this: Something amazing is coming for The Forever Girl in Europe! When I first learned this news, I thought, “Wow, this news it HUGE!”
Like, Elephant News for sure! (but not as cute)
But then I got MORE news, and while this news does not make the elephant not an elephant anymore, it’s EXTRA HUGE news! Out of this galaxy for sure!
And I admit it. I did a dance. A dance that looked like this:
Okay, maybe my dancing is worse than that. Don’t judge me. No one was looking.
After my dance, I said HELL YEAH! It was a sad hell yeah because there was no one I could focus my hell yeah on, so I called my husband and he promised to take me out to dinner. Might have been because my excitement was a little scary, and food is known to calm the beast! What do you think?
Now every time someone tries to piss me off, this happens:
So, okay, I am not your favorite person right now for telling you there is big news and not telling you the details. Think of it a bit like a birthday. You know it’s coming but you don’t know what you’re getting, but it’s your birthday damnit, so it better be good.
I has surprise for you. I will deliver.
But I would explode if I couldn’t at least tell you that yes, if you experience any extreme bouts of giddiness vibing from me, there’s a reason. Wouldn’t want you think I’ve gone off the deep end.
But you can be excited in anticipation with me, even if you don’t know the news, because you love me. Right? RIGHT???
Don’t worry, LOLcat won’t be writing my next book. I has grammar. But, LOLcat WILL beat you up if you aren’t nice to me, because I gives LOLcat tunazzz.
If you want to stay in the loop and be one of the first to know the news (once I am allowed to announce it!) make sure to sign up for my mailing list. Don’t worry, I barely use it, and I promise not to email you LOLcat photos or forward you friendship chain mail letters.
Finally, I have to say, none of any of this could have happened without YOU. All of you.
Yes, even you.
You know who you are.
YES, you! I mean it. Whoever you are, YOU TOO. If you think I couldn’t POSSIBLY have you to thank for this, trust me, the thanks goes especially to you. You totally count in the grand scheme of awesome results.
And to my friends and readers, I luvz you guyz with heartz forever.
<3 <3 <3
Rebecca Hamilton writes Paranormal Fantasy, Gothic Horror, and Literary Fiction. She is represented by the ever-more-amazing Rossano Trentin of TZLA.
To purchase her books, please visit Paranormal Fantasy Books.